Who am I? Well my friends call me The Denis. Want some back story? Sure. So my real name is Dustin, and many years ago I took French in Middle School. The teacher decided to give us all French names that were close to our American names. So mine was Denis (pronounced like do-knee click here to hear it). That year I made friends with Seth. Seth thought it would be funny to mispronounce my name just to get a rise out of the teacher. Now for most of you, especially if you live outside the United States might say my name like Dennis. That is not how Seth pronounced it. It was more like... well, how do I word this. It rhymes with a part of the male anatomy, just replace the P with a D and you got it! The name stuck. No since then I have used many different names online, and some of them are still with me since on some social media platforms it really isn't possible that changes your name. I'm too lazy to make new accounts, so here is a site where if you meet me one place, you can find me everywhere.
Oh, I almost forgot, if you actually made it through that first paragraph, you might be wondering about the "The" in front of my name. I'm not totally sure how it started, but one day friends started introducing me to their other friends as The Denis, almost like I am the one and only. So that stuck and here we are. It's all good, I think it is funny, and I love telling the story to anyone who will listen to my story.
Okay, so now you know my story. Where can you find me? Well I'm all over the net, and if you're lucky you can find me at some security conference. Here is a list of sites that I use... sometimes.
Reddit -> /u/sysgeek
Imgur -> @sysgeek
Twitter -> @sysgeek
Mastadon -> @[email protected]
Discord -> iamthedenis
Email -> iamthedenis | at | protonmail | dot | com